born under a bad sign, you saved my life.

no guys wait you're my favourite 'what if'? you're my best I'll never know? part-time soulmate, full-time problem? it's me and my plus one at the afterlife? you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with? and I'm just the boy whose had too many chances? you are the sun and i am just the planets spinning around you? joke me something awful like kisses on the necks of best friends? I'm half doomed? you're semi sweet? i carved out a place in this world for two but it's empty without you? scar-crossed lovers, forever? in the end I'd do it all again, i think you're my best friend?

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

i don't wanna be productive i wanna tongue kiss a man in his 40's

once you know that gerard and bert used to jokingly refer to gay sex as killing you will never be normal again.