This Llama Must Be Stopped

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

i hate eating food in the summer. why are you making me do this. i should be able to pull a reverse bear gambit where i eat a lot of nutrients all winter and fall and spring and then i sleep all summer. alternately if it's hot outside i should be able to survive comfortably by eating fruit and lettuces and perhaps sometimes ice cream. there should be NO physical consequences for doing this when it's above, like, 65F or 18C.

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash. 

I ordered one of those body braids like I just want to know, you know?

Tie your soul to your body

this thing fucks

it's like a baby sling for my legs? but the weight is spread out over my whole back with the nice gentle pressure of a good pair of leggings and it's deshrimping my shoulders back is this the first time I sat like a normal human? maybe

you're only supposed to wear it like 15 min the first day and I am already missing it I feel like a bag of mashed potatoes

I love mine so much they'll have to bury me in it.

these are really great it sort of gently pulls your back and shoulders into stable positions like... exotendons or something. it literally feels so restful to sit up straight when youve got this thing on

my friend w hypermobile EDS insisted i try this thing and the first time i wore it, it was so restful i cried so hard i threw up. because i realized how much tension i was holding in my body and how tired i really was

Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

and there was even less talk when openai did the exact same thing more recently

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

rewatching elementary now with the knowledge Jonny Lee Miller had started with his own sobriety and recovery whilst filming is honestly transcendent. He is so GOOD. he is gut-wrenching. The scene where Sherlock explains his sobriety feels like a leaking faucet that requires constant maintenance and offers only not to drip in return - jlm does this thing with his voice where he's on the verge of tears but bored all at once. He's wrecked by a feeling he's utterly sick to death of having. It's such a compassionate performance. On another level it is truly crazy to me that we have so many Sherlock Holmes adaptations so eager to make Sherlock an addict, but Elementary is far and away the only adaptation that does that and takes the addiction seriously. Perhaps in part because of JLM's real life recovery, but we'll never know. On a rewatch, it's a lot :')

woah dude you hit your head pretty hard. 2025? president donald trump? "labubu"? haha no clue what youre talking about dude its roughly 1pm august 8th 2004 and we're about to take a chicago boat tour and i heard dave matthews band is in town and

normally if you want the dave matthews band to dump 800lbs of shit on you you'd have to buy a concert ticket

Happy 20 years since the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident!

two decades of poop river ....

give it up for year 22

one thing abt me is that I can't recognize veneers and I can't tell when someone's hair is a wig and I can't clock fake accents even when they're done pretty badly and I'm also bad with faces. all that to say I would be insanely vulnerable to hijinks/capers