The beans— give ‘em to me.

This is like a dream you wake up from in terror but when you try to explain it to someone they don’t understand the escalation of pure evil you experienced and why you’re so shaken up by it

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

there's a few ships where i firmly believe they wouldn't be a cute domestic couple but i do think that they'd probably be thinking of each other in their last moments going "hey was that gay?"

they would not make each other coffee in the morning, but they would one hundred percent spend the rest of their short sad lives having wet dreams about each other where they wake up and go "that was weird as fuck" and then move on immediately

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

For the love of god, unmute.