The beans— give ‘em to me.

This is like a dream you wake up from in terror but when you try to explain it to someone they don’t understand the escalation of pure evil you experienced and why you’re so shaken up by it

I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.

Just imagine that it continuously gets better from here

these hips don't lie, and those hips don't tell the truth. how do you navigate out of this labyrinth

using windows movie destroyer to make youtube soap

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them

Dried mango is so good it’s like a drug or something what do they put in there

Mangos I think

I hear the trick is actually what they take out of it.