*richard nixon looking at a big red launch button* what if i was a reaaaaallllllly bad boy today

Back when we were noobs we used to hump each other for warmth and experience

Caught him playing Snood with no bra or panties on i think hes gonna need a spanking!

in 2014 you could come on here and say “misogyny is bad and more ppl should consume media that includes women” and everyone would agree with you. nowadays you post something like “if you don’t care about women you might be a misogynist” and the reblogs are ppl saying “ummmmmm this take is actually problematic bc the only way i can escape misogyny is by pretending women don’t exist :/” we’re so cooked.

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

34 cents

fuck off i know what i have

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.