Alpaca King

okay you know those posts that are like "this male character archetype would be better as a woman"? you know what we need more of? female loudmouth braggart hero antagonists. women who are cocky and comedically vainglorious and beloved by the public and also objectively suck so fucking bad. I'm not kidding. I don't care how sexist the audience would be about that. I want to see a woman who should be played by whoever the female equivalent of Nathan Fillion is.

i wanted to make a poll of "what's your favorite zelda game" but i couldn't list them all before hitting the limit on poll options so just drop your favorite zelda game in the comments or tags. i'm curious which ones are most popular among my audience

i think in a few days i'll manually count all the responses to see the amount for each game (although i'm already noticing a flood of twilight princess replies haha). for me my top favorites are skyward sword and wind waker, and i think i'll give majora's mask a mention too

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

@bodyfeeling

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