Almostsaurus

also websites that  automatically replace your typed out <3 and :D with emojis upon sending them are a Danger To Everything That’s Good In The World

bring back nose smilies :-)

There is no emoji that captures what I mean by :P (I do NOT mean “hur hur goofy-ass face!”) and the one for :^/ is not great. And lest we forget, 🤷🏻‍♀️ is absolutely inadequate compared to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am too old to stop using XD

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X3 

The best thing about being in Experience Design is our initialism: XD. ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

i guess because i watch a lot of ytps and Extremely Specific Memey Video Edits youtube recommended me a video called “lotr but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says itll be the farthest hes ever been” which is over 9 hours long and i zoned out completely and got a full hour and 20 minutes in before coming to my senses and realizing “what the fuck why am i watching this”. i can now perfectly recall the entire clip used in the video from beginning to end whenever i close my eyes ((birds cawing) “this is it” “this is what” “if i take one more step itll be the farthest away from home ive ever been” (birds cawing) “come on sam”) and let me tell you it is EVERY time he takes a step after the first time that scene plays. whoever edited this together has powers and abilities i fear and envy and pity all at once. anyways now youtube is recommending me sam/frodo amvs

"when the covid is over" is starting to sound like elves saying "when we kill morgoth"

As soon as we have defeated Covid and regained the Silmarils it’s over for you bitches

Nutně potřebuji horor, či akční film, kde při vražedném humbuku hraje Sladké Mámení. Ten potenciál je až hmatatelný...

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half

Head, Abdomen, Thorax. 6 limbs. Insect.

That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man

people on this website be like “it’s actually school’s fault that i don’t know how to read because i wanted to write my essay on the divergent trilogy and that BITCH mrs. clarkson made us study 1984 instead. anyway here’s a 10 tweet thread of easily disproven misinformation about a 3 year old news story and btw, who is toni morrison?”

i KNOW most of y’all are lying about being in the gifted program as children because none of you could pass the basic reading comprehension assessment they give third graders today

this post is mean and I never read divergent or whatever the fuck but 1984 sucks and is rape apologism so if somebody wanted to write about divergent or whatever good for them

this reply is like literally exactly what op is talking about lol. like firstly ops point isn’t “1984 is good”, ops point is that analysing complex stories teaches you how to form opinions and think for yourself. and like secondly in 1984 you’re supposed to think damn it’s fucked up that he’s thinking that way about her, i wonder if this ties in with the central theme of “a society like this will fuck you in the head”? (this is the thinking for yourself part). like do you think orwell just put that in for fun? do you think that just because winston is the protagonist you’re supposed to agree with everything he does?

Remember: protagonist does not exclusively mean “the hero of the story”. Just like the antagonist isn’t exclusively the “villain”.

yeah but it kinda does tho

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

The span of human experience is so insane.

“Mé dítě je v pořádku”     Tvoje dítě stojí s dlouhou kravatou na bedně od whiskey a nabádá ostatní, aby do ní kopli.

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

takže tu fanfikci o velkopopovickém kozlovi a koze z kozího příběhu budeme prostě ignorovat, nebo...?

UŽ I NA ČUMBLRU MUSIM KONTROLOVAT URL??

men think they can make a pacific rim movie because guillermo del toro made one. you’re not guillermo del toro though

do you guys have a story in your head and when you’re bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off

I was surprised to discover that there are people out there who DON’T do this. How do you keep yourself from going crazy in classes/meetings/religious services/etc. where you have to at least pretend to pay attention?