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I loveee those “my 5-9 as a single girl with no friends” videos boring content has a target audience and it is me

I very kindly gave my parents the key to my apartment when they were in town for a concert while I stayed at theirs to feed the cat and all I got was “why do you only have one blanket why do you only have two plates and btw your skirting boards are filthy” and when I picked them up from the train station when they got back all I got was “why did you park so far away watch the road you’re going to hit the kerb” most people would just say thank you 😠

my dad’s going to visit my granny in scotland in august and if I can make it I get good child and good grandchild points And I can probably get my dad to give me a lift to aberdeen so I can get to shetland and chillax there for a bit. all hinges on when my stupid exam is though. and why is my ideal vacation a solo trip to shetland well firstly there’s a town there called twatt

I had a boss who would sometimes give me a cheeky wink while we were talking, not creepy like it always matched the tone of the conversation and she didn’t overuse it. I thought that was so charming so I have that move on the back burner but I haven’t been brave enough to actually deploy it yet. in some situations I like to nonverbally signal “you and me have a private joke” but it’s a pretty high risk move

in exams and interviews I try to have open body language and to smile to build rapport and to distract from the fact that the words coming out of my mouth are pretty unimpressive, I’ve actually had good results with this (only way I can get hired). I’m pretty useless and bad at stuff so i pretty much have to be good natured and agreeable all the time, I can’t really afford to be aloof and an asshole lol

honestly I have to either do everything immediately or put it in my calendar because otherwise I just don’t do it. I put plans with friends in my calendar too if it’s not like the next day because otherwise I’ll straight up forget because I’m stupid

I can’t really explain it but I think if robert eggers worked in europe (that is continental europe) his approach wouldn’t be remarkable at all. I feel like I’ve seen european movies with the same historical detail and research on a tenth of the budget who don’t make a whole big thing about it and this is the part where I recommend the devil’s bath

had my first mock oral exam and I was shitting myself the whole time and felt i was coming off as super insecure and afterwards I got the feedback that I seemed friendly and relaxed and not nervous at all. kind of like when I did my placement with the prosecutor and the judge told my mentor that I hadn’t seemed nervous but at the time I thought everyone could hear my voice shaking lol

you know how online gen zs love the beatles and the beach boys and 60s bands, do they also like jimi hendrix or is that style of music just totally extinct now

bought stupid wide jeans even though I think they make me look fat because my stupid skinny jeans also make me look fat and my stupid straight leg jeans don’t fit ah shit I think the problem might not be the jeans

stood behind a couple in a queue today and they were complaining the whole time. I think complaining makes you unhappy bc you’re focusing on the bad stuff so I’m trying to complain less about stuff and to see the positives in everything or if there are no positives to stoically ensure stuff that annoys me. I think it’s working