me when im huh when im wuh

Mandatory winter reblog of my Mari Lwyd post, now updated with new artwork 💅 December is my birthday month (in the end of it), so I’m very happy to have such a wonderful cryptid on my side

literally my second biggest flex is that the guy behind osha official is my mutual. first biggest flex is that there's a discord server dedicated to hating on me

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

lgbt ppl force their lifestyle on ppl? Try telling a straight woman at a hair salon you, a woman, want a buzzcut

Ashckdb when I was getting my hair cut off I showed lady the picture and she went to my mom to ask and my mom was like “….she 19” and then lady argued with me about during the ENTIRE cut and everytime she cut it shorter she said “this is nice, right? Keep it like this” I DONT WANT A BOB KAREN JUST CUT IT OFF

I was trying to go from hair halfway down my shoulder blades to a pixie cut and the lady kept asking thinking she was done (even though I’d given her a pic) my mom and I kept having to tell her “no. Even shorter” and she was like “rEaLlY” the whole godddamn time. Like please just do your job

She’s from Poland so I’d say she’s an international treasure, but YES CHECK HER OUT SHE’S GREAT

Bringing this back to fight against the defamation of Furry The Boss

working in customer service is like being an npc in the world's most boring video game

you have set dialogue and actions that you repeat to every person who approaches you. whenever you're alone you just stand there waiting for someone to interact with you. sometimes strangers will just walk up and start attacking you for no reason.

The thing about weed not existing in Fallout is so funny because Hancock is so clearly written as like a classic stoner character but instead of weed he takes horse tranquilizers and meth.

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

respect Edelgard von Hresvelg or die by my sword