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*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

80% of the line cooks ARE the weed men

Carrying the weight of the whole world on their shoulders like Atlas

it's romancing absolute chemicals

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hottest girl in the grocery store (one of the only ppl wearing a mask)

can you imagine the sheer catharsis of using power tools in your garage with the door open blasting dadrock on a summer weekend

I see a shed with a workbench in it and it stirs ancient longings sorry

maybe this silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence