McSprinkles

Brian deserved it. Free Luigi. <3

LUIGI DIDN'T FUCKING DO IT. YOU SHOULD SYMPATHIZE WITH LUIGI FOR BEING AN INNOCENT MAN FRAMED BECAUSE OF THE NEED FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF. BRO IS OUT HERE DEFENDING HIS INNOCENCE AND YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS INSIST ON GOING "yeah dude we love this guilty guilty totally guilty guy who totally did everything that's being pinned on him he did it he's guilty that's why we love him" WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

So when I was in middle school and realized I'm not straight I remember feeling so alienated in public discourse because gay people were treated as a culture war talking point. and we would have literal school assignment debates in class on whether people like me should have rights. Very few people Knew this about me outside a couple friends but it felt like gay people were treated as a theoretical concept and not actual living human beings who could be sitting in the room while non gay people discussed if they should be allowed to live. I would go online and see such undisguised virtriol about people like me-- even 'allies' seemed to treat me as a Concept or Political Ideology instead of a person. It's such a bizarre feeling, but as the years went by at least people seemed to see me as a human being who could exist and maybe be in the room while talking about this kind of stuff. The feeling of being An Ambiguously Real But Conceptual Forcibly Politicized Entity slowly went away. So it is nostalgic in the absolute worst fucking way possible to be trans right now and feeling the exact same thing I felt back then.

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

confident in my decision to leave my lemon tree unattended

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

i will destroy Alex.