This tiny child is named Willow She is an assistant of one of my FF14 OC’s and is tied to the Ironworks! She’s not quite a gremlin but she’s definitely a uh.. unique person.
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This tiny child is named Willow She is an assistant of one of my FF14 OC’s and is tied to the Ironworks! She’s not quite a gremlin but she’s definitely a uh.. unique person.

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.
ok so what does it say in american
“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”
This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language
I literally cannot believe some people cannot get outa their ass long enough to realize... not everyone wants to jump from job to job and they WANT to have a stable place to be.
Like yes most places dont give two shits abt you and will replace you in a heartbeat. But the few good areas to work will wanna keep you and if youre happy theyll help make sure you stay that way.
I wish i could have a career like that, but freelancing is more my style anyway.
Edit: like i woulda stayed at my receiving job if my hours werent complete shit.

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Herb is a lovely little lad of weird. He has an allergy to pants.
I- what?
@is-the-cat-video-cute
Rating: Cute
Except for the fact that you made me listen to this audio, this is actually a very good enrichment idea for your cat. The strips are long enough to be reachable so the cat doesnt end up on the ceiling fan, and because its toilet paper, it wont cause any harm if ingested in small quantities. They cant digest it, but it usually turns very mushy and just passes through.
y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”
every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen
i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”
so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)
anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”
and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything
You pleased a mad fae trickster
You probably saved everyone in that coffe shop from a terrible yet whimsical death
I am not kidding when I say if you’re under 21, keep returning to and trying foods you dislike on your own terms.
My palate changed so much during my teen years that I can name a dozen foods that were disgusting when I was a freshman and I eat regularly now.
Don’t get me wrong, I still dislike some foods, and nobody should pressure you to try things you don’t like, but trying different preparations of foods as you get older may surprise you. A child’s palate is radically different from an adults’, even if you are sensitive to textures and tastes.
Memes I made last night while high
(i was thinking of giraffes)
I remember thinking I hid the worm so well but in my defense I’m colorblind and stupid
(Made after I got a concussion, not high)
im gluten intolerant

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So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when I send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do.
I was trying to send her this meme
So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint
Simple process, just set the secondary color to black
Highlight
And cut
Then copy and paste edited meme.
Which I did.
Except.
I forgot to copy the whole meme
So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said
uh for context i lost my job and now i’m a babysitter
every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself
so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead
now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here
the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family
eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again
and so it begins..
i was not fucking ready for this photograph
I’m NEVER ready for the fucking photograph, holy shit.
what the fuck
it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa
This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen
Holy shit holiday insanity is over i can
Like actually work again.

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Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post
And the update
She buttered Jorts
The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:
My buddy and I are very much enjoying Endwalker and everything else Bad Idea and Fragrant Herb gonna cause some CHAOS