human bean

i know I don’t have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting but like I think i will anyway

like yes I could let the soft animal of my body love what it loves, but this is easier

travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

Look outBig tooth cat in play place

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

I looked at my oldest likes because apparently they let you do that now and tbh 16 year old me had decent taste in tumblr posts no notes

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)