she walks in starlight

if i was a celebrity i would try out all my popular rpf pairings irl to see if you freaks are onto anything

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

tonights gonna feel like a pre-raphaelite idealized reimagining of the medieval world painting

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

i guess tonight’s targaryen widow support group meeting is… cancelled…?

damn nevermind… i’ll bring the snacks

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry