aliassmith

id like to thank the venom fandom, the true last bastion of nsfw fanart on this hellsite. ive been here for like seven years and its just so fitting that the last explosion of horny art, the last gasp if you will, was lovingly rendered monsterfucking slime tenderly jacking off its host, tom hardy

I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.

Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues

I just lost six followers

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

thats…thats $100, right? 

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

honey no

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

They’re also the person who accidentally got a math degree

yeah i did that too

how do you accidentally get a math degree

with extreme bitterness 

I love how Brian, Roger, and John hated Paul enough to make him the number one enemy in the major motion picture about them and Freddie. They could have just made him a small secondary character or just not include him at all but no they wanted everyone to know how evil Paul was in their minds which is so petty I love it

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards