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We’re also a couple of guys with a mutual friend. Friend’s now gone. So we’re a couple of guys.

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BONUS: Bucky’s polite that-was-nice smile

If you scroll down on ao3, you will find these settings. You can click on the “Choose skin” in order to customize.

There are three other options other than the default.

The low vision default is like this.

The reversi is the one closest to dark mode.

And the snow blue is this.

If you know code, you can probably customize it further but for the rest of us I think these options are enough :D

Click Create Site Skin

and then Use Wizard. Now you just fill in things.

Example:

(When I used bigger font I needed to make the gap smaller, and hex codes are easy to find online)

Click Submit

And then Use

This is what it looks like.

(I know it’s terrible, but it’s only an example)

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TIS THE SEASON TO MAKE PAPER CUT OUT SNOWFLAKES so why not make some pentagrams to go with them if you’re a massive supernatural fan or satanist whatever tickles your fancy

the outcome:

so basically for this i used the same technique as to make a 5 pointed snowflake using these instructions (x) credit to the person who made it but HEY here’s my step by step instructions on how to make the first bit if you cba to click the link you lazy shits

1. get yourself some fucking paper

any paper will do who knows you could probably make it out of card but i wouldn’t suggest it cause that shit is hard to fold especially if its really thick fucking card.  if you’ve got boring rectangular paper like myself you’ll need to make it into a square if you HAVE got square paper  

you can ignore step 2 

2. make that rectangular paper into a bitchin square

fold one corner over and make sure it’s in line with the bottom of the paper

fold that shitty-bit-that-you-don’t-need over and then reverse fold it (just fold the fucker over the other way) to make it so it’s a nice crease that would make the creases in your clothes jelly

slice that unwanted fucker off and chuck him away you can use some scissors here to cut it off but since you’ve made such a sexy crease it’ll come off nice and easy just ripping it off with help from your friend ruler

3. now here’s where it gets serious - YOU’VE GOT YOURSELF A MOTHA FUCKIN TRIANGLE 

4. fold the left corner over making a itty bitty titty sprinkles crease with your fingers then UNFOLD THE MOTHERFUCKER SO IT JUST LOOKS LIKE STEP 3 AGAIN

you don’t have to fold it completely to make a crease you can if you want to but son just don’t

5. then you want to fold the right hand corner up to the tip top pointy bit of the triangle and make another itty bitty titty sprinkle crease and then unfold so it looks like normal triangle (step 3) again

yep

6. then you want to bring the sexy ass top point of the triangle down so that the left hand side of the triangle is in line with the crease that you just made

so don’t just fold the point onto it, you want to get that flat bit and line it up with the crease you’ve just made and then make another itty bitty creasey weasey

7. and next fold the right tip of the corner in line with the itty bitty crease you have just made so it looks like so

actually fold it this time 

8. THEN get the left fucking point of the triangle and fold it over so that the bottom side of the left corner lines up with the fold you just made

it’s really not that hard i’m just a poor describer of many things

9. then get that corner you just folded over and fold it back on itself and then fold the piece under that over on top of it so it looks like so

again really not too fucking hard remember i’ve included the link to the actual instructions

NOW WE’RE READY TO CUT THE MOTHER FUCKING PENTAGRAM OUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10. cut off the bottom at an angle

you want to make sure the angle isn’t too steep and not too like shitty because this fucker is a really important bit it’ll make the pentagon in the middle of the pentagram pentapentaawwyiss i mean you can see i took some attempts at it

so yeah this is what it’s supposed to look like just go with it cut a small bit off, then unfold the fucker and check how the pentagon looks then fold it back up like you have done and cut off some more if it doesn’t look right - sometimes it looks like a star and thats cause you’ve fucking cut it wrong you DUMB ASS 

11. you can then draw out the points of the pentagram if you’re too retarded like me and it’ll help you when cutting out the triangle bit

it doesn’t have to be a piece of fucking artwork just do it roughly and whatever and basically you can get a compass as well and mark out the circle if you’re really super special DON’T USE FUCKING PEN OKAY JUST LIGHTLY USE PENCIL and then once you’re finished unfold the fucker

12. once folded back up, cut out half a triangle out of the left side of your triangle

discard that piece of shit u just cut out aint nobody got time for that REMEMBER TO LEAVE A GAP BETWEEN THE BOTTOM AND YOUR TRIANGLE cause these are the lines of the pentagram okay

13. then cut out a line following the longer line of the triangle then cut a curved line to meet up with it

right here’s what i did wrong in this picture - you DO NOT want it to curve on the right hand side of the shape you’re cutting into because that’ll make it look retarded, you want to keep it almost straight so it will flow into the next-semi-circle-sort-of-shape-thing i hope you’re with me at this point so you want it to curve as it gets to the left hand side but no curve when you start cutting into it basically make it look like this

could’ve done with a bit more curve on the left side really but hey ho here we go this little fucker is a pain in the arse to do

14. snip off the top bit at a nice curve on the left and having the cut almost straight on the right side

this is basically the pattern you want to do throughout the whole cutting process - just keeping it curved and sexy on the left and then straight as the pole your mum dances on on the right side - chuck that little bit away so it looks like this

now what you want to avoid here is making - you see that little dip in the spacing of the paper where i fucked it up? like in the middle? yes? DO YOU ?!?!? yes well you don’t want to do that, try and keep the thickness of the paper the same but basically you don’t want it to be too steep cutting on either of these sides, just keep unfolding it slightly and making sure that it all flows correctly and smoothly like the mother fucking circle it should be 

15. UNFOLD YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MASTERPIECE AND BATHE IN PRIDE WHILST YOU SIP ON YOUR COLD REFRESHING DRINK OF THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES

you can make some finishing touches if you like now, like i cut a line down the top bit because why the fuck not life is long and you are hot

looks best when the triangles are cut quite long and the lines of the pentagram are quite thin so don’t leave the gap too big ye k lovely

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!! you can then pin this wherever the fuck you like, throw it at random demons for fun or eat it because paper is edible it’s not full of flavour though but add some boiled babies and it’ll make an excellent relish when you mash it up idk what tthe fuck im talking about

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

@renisanz asked: peggy x sous prompts: anything where they make out. ;) but more specifically, what if jack hadn’t interrupted them during their “would you have let him shoot me” glaredown. :)

“So, if the situation had been reversed, that’s what you would have done? Let him shoot me?”

Peggy saw the little smile on Daniel’s face and knew that he had her. They were both well aware that she would never let anything happen to him.

Instead of crowing at her silence, his smile faded as his eyes roved over her face. It was only then that Peggy realised how close they were standing.

Her heart skipped a beat, and then sped up, thundering in her chest at the expression on his face. Was he going to kiss her? Did she want him to?

“I would have found another way,” she whispered as she felt herself drift forward, already half-forgetting what they were talking about, but not willing to lose the argument.

She was lured even closer by the soft look in his eyes until they were barely an inch apart. He hummed under his breath, whether in reply to her statement, or in pleasure at her proximity, Peggy wasn’t exactly sure. It hardly mattered. All thought had fled from her head, and her racing heartbeat and spiked passion had easily shifted focus from the argument to anticipation without her permission.

Daniel’s gaze dropped to her mouth, and she realised he was breathing hard. Her lips tingled, desperate to taste him. So she did.

The kiss wasn’t exactly gentle - both of them were too riled up to start slow. Her hands gripped his shoulders as she pressed herself against him. His arm snaked around her, his hand splaying against the small of her back, pulling her closer.

She moved even further into his embrace, throwing Daniel off balance. He stumbled back until he hit the doorframe, using it for support. Their mouths stayed fused together, their tongues teasing and tangling. He deepened the kiss even further, and she arched her back, until he had to lean over her to keep their mouths together.

His hand skimmed lower as one of hers carded through his hair. His fingers skimmed the top of her arse, testing her. Tempting her. She moaned her encouragement, fisting his jacket to hold herself steady.

Some sound other than those that the two of them were making penetrated the fog of her mind. It took a minute but suddenly it rushed back to her.

“Daniel…” she breathed.

“Hmmm?” he asked, still seeking her lips.

“We have a mission,” she murmured, reluctantly disengaging herself from his grip.

He blinked, and she saw the moment that he came back to himself. “Oh, God.”

“Right,” she said as firmly as she could manage. “Yes.” She wasn’t quite sure what to do with herself. She looked around the room - anywhere but at Daniel - but it held no answers.

“We should…” he gestured over his shoulder, not quite meeting her eye.

“Yup,” she agreed, and breezed past him.

“Didn’t know you had it in you, Sousa,” Thompson said as he caught sight of them, a devious grin on his face.

One: Can Steve really age? Would the super soldier serum even allow that?

Two: WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP ABOUT HAVING HIM RETURN TO PEGGY AFTER SO MANY YEARS TO MOVE ON. ALSO I BELIEVE FIRMLY THAT STEVE DID NOT SPEND HIS ENTIRE TRILOGY SAVING BUCKY TO GO BACK TO PEGGY. I love Peggy so much and just makes me mad that she was only the love interest in Steve’s story and not the true badass that she was.

Three (and this is my biggest issue): When the big brain boys are discussing how time travel works they say that you can go back in time but it won’t change their time because I think the time their traveling to is a different universe. Therefore, Steve would’ve went back in time in a different universe where he and Peggy are together for the rest of their lives and he couldn’t have ended up at that bench in the same universe as he left.

Boom.

I have thought about this way too much.

@elliedilly requested: “Peggysous + 5”

Sorry for the wait, and I hope you don’t mind that I combined two requests! I really liked writing this one! 5. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

Daniel and Peggy walked into the building and headed towards the secretary desk. Peggy smirked as Daniel groaned beside her.

“Really, Daniel, did you expect a male secretary?” she teased gently, eliciting another groan from the agent.

“No, but a man can hope,” he mumbled under his breath. Peggy chuckled.

“Exactly as we practiced, Daniel. You’ll do great,” she told him reassuringly, but Daniel still grimaced as they approached. But within seconds, his persona changed. He stood up straighter, walked with a profound confidence, and Peggy could’ve even sworn she saw a twinkle in his eye. They reached the desk and the woman smiled at them politely.

“How can I help you?” she asked sweetly, and Peggy groaned inwardly at the soft, sickly-sweet tone. The woman was already taken by the dashing man in front of her. Daniel leaned against the desk and smiled through his lashes.

“Yes, I was hoping a pretty girl like you might be able I help me out?” The woman giggled and blushed, and Peggy nearly snorted in disgust. Women. Daniel said something else to make the girl laugh, and Peggy crossed her arms and tuned them out. She hated women that acted so…simpering. At least, she told herself that was the reason she was disgusted.

A few minutes later, Daniel tapped her on the arm, effectively startling her from her thoughts. She turned to see Daniel smiling at her, the woman at the desk nowhere in sight.

“She’s gone to get us the file we want. Your training worked,” he chuckled happily, causing Peggy to knit her brows together.

“Oh it worked alright,” she muttered. Daniel frowned as he saw her stormy look.

“You alright? It went exactly as we practiced, what’s got you so upset?” Peggy huffed and uncrossed her arms, refusing to look him directly in the eye.

“I just… I couldn’t stand her simpering giggle,” she ground out, and Daniel burst out laughing. Suddenly he stopped, eyes wide.

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?” Peggy whipped her head up to stare at him.

“Of course not!” Unfortunately, her indignant cry fell on deaf ears. A wide grin slowly spread across Daniel’s face, and a look of pure joy entered his eyes.

“You are! You’re jealous! My gosh, Peggy Carter is jealous!”

“I am not! I was just…” Daniel raised an eyebrow at her, and Peggy’s voice trailed off slowly. Try as she might to deny it, she knew the second he said it that she was, in fact, jealous. “Alright fine, I was a little bit jealous,” she mumbled, eyes on the floor.

“A little?” Peggy groaned.

“A lot! I was jealous a lot, are you happy now?” Her outburst was met by another laugh, and she was quickly enveloped in Daniel’s familiar embrace.

“Very. The fact that my girlfriend is possessive of me is very satisfyingly.” He pulled away and held her at arm’s length. “However, I was just doing my job, you don’t have to get so upset,” he said softly, a smile on his lips. Peggy chuckled.

“I know, I’m sorry. You did a fabulous job, by the way.” Daniel grinned.

“Why thank you!”

The secretary returned with the file they needed, and with a promise to return it when they were finished, the two quickly left the building. They walked in silence to the car, Daniel only breaking the silence once they were both seated inside.

“You know, that’s the first time I’ve ever seen you jealous?” Peggy turned to him with a small smile as he continued. “It’s a good look on you.” Peggy chuckled.

“Thanks, I think,” she answered, smiling down at her hands.

“So’s that,” Daniel chimed again, and Peggy looked up in confusion.

“So’s what?”

“A blush.”

“I was not blushing!”

“Oh you most definitely were!”

“Was not!”

As they drove away, bickering back and forth, Peggy couldn’t help but think that this was the best feeling in the world.