where the fuck did monday go?

FIC COMMISSIONS OPEN (AGAIN)

it's that time of year again, and I need to keep up with bills, paying for an online course, and saving for a future baby, so:

1-5k fic 20$ CAD

5-10k fic 30$ CAD

10k+ fic 40$ CAD

included in commission:

review and approval of outline

review and approval of draft (optional, if you want to be surprised)

original fic poster designed on canva

will do:

ratings G through E (ao3 scale)

fluff, smut, pwp, angst, whump, character death

canon compliant, canon divergence, fix-its, AU

most kinks (if unsure, ask)

most fandoms (may need a little context or research)

won't do:

body horror

scat/coprophilia

watersports/omorashi

omegaverse (I'm just not good at it, sorry)

types of fics I'm pretty good at:

angst

domestic fluff

praise kink

priest kink/priest corruption

joseon era

heian era

fix-its

fandom writing experience & samples:

악마판사 | The Devil Judge (TV) (83) Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (72) 괴물 | Beyond Evil (TV) (29) 감사합니다 | The Auditors (TV) (6) 손 : The Guest (TV) (6) The Pitt (TV) (2) Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984) (2) モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100 (1) Onmyouji | The Yin-Yang Master (Movies 2001 2003) (1) Star Trek: The Original Series (TV) (1)

you can secure your commission here, or simply donate if I've ever written something you've loved and you want to support me that way.

DM me to discuss your commission idea.

please reblog this post, don't just like it - I'm technically unemployed for the next two months and need people to see this post. thank you.

tags under the cut - thank you!

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

"I am glad Nicki took his hands with him into the fire, because if he had not, I would have to go back to Paris and get them before I could go on."