#queer eye

What we have to do, instead of a revival of Queer Eye or any of that wshit, is get together a show where a bunch of lesbians teach cishet guys how to properly woo women, because I am on both a straight dating app and a lesbian dating app and let me tell you, the difference is distinct and dire.

i know that queer eye had a huge volume of issues, particularly in the first few seasons, but i truly miss five chaotic queer people storming into people's homes and being like. you live like shit. i renovated your kitchen. your shampoo has sulphides in it and you're gonna die. here's a twenty minute lesson on how to cut an avocado. wear this floral shirt or your wife will leave you.

Not to cause discourse on main, but Jeremiah is a breath of fresh air on the show. Love Bobby, continue to think he was underrated. But I'm two episodes into the new season and I've gasped out loud everytime the house reveal has happened so far. Plus he fits in SO WELL not only with the other Fab Five, but the Heroes as well.

One thing I will say about Nū Queer Eye, as much as you guys love to rag on it, is that when I was ill and very depressed and having difficulty getting off the couch for anything other than work, I’d watch one, max 2 episodes of Queer Eye, and then I’d spontaneously get up and start cleaning my apartment, because they made me feel like it was possible. So yeah, they’re sometimes cringe and sometimes shmoopy and they shouldn’t have pulled that shit with the cop and Tan and I have some differences of opinion on plaid flannel and French tucks but I also love those dorks and the show was what I needed at the time I watched it. So suck my dick, I guess

In hindsight Queer Eye was so insane. Like four of the guys would do a little bit of shopping or talking or whatever and then Bobby Berk would renovate an entire house in five minutes