The Matriarch

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

breaking my silence. it is insane that a marriage is more celebrated than earning a degree.

okay first of all unclench your jaw

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure

one thing about me is that i will go on your blog and look around

i'm learning that what's meant for me won't cost me myself

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

theres a beautiful new rumour about town and theyre calling it a friday

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person