T4T is never hetslop by the way, that's actually swaghet.

Got ppeople telling me this is "hetgem", absolutely the fuck not, that sounds like a name for some sort of Steven Universe discourse. Putting forth a motion to standardize swaghet.

Wait, isn't hetgem actually the drug they give you to treat cancer?? Gang we are not using the brand name of a prescription medication for F/M trans relationships. I once again motion the use and standardization of swaghet.

"Oi Mista You Me Dad" all grown up

characters who get the "i can fix him" urge not because theyre a saint who loves everyone inherently but because they think "if i can prove there's good in everyone, maybe i can start feeling like i'm worthy or being seen as good too."

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

#my brain deciding what information to retain

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..