It isn't ever delicate to live

make his cock smaller and if it's big make it useless. amen

high functioning depression is so unserious because i constantly feel like choking myself to death with my own hands but. i got laundry to do

Times Square installation of Jenny Holzer’s neo-conceptual text-based art.

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

omg. Just finished penciling the first chapter of Check, Please! Year 5 🥹

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

sufficiently advanced baking is indistinguishable from a Camelot quest