beary time ??!

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

why are your i's so long

because of the material conditions

[clearly flustered, about to cry, and out of any other arguments to make] well good luck proving that when the abyssal serpent swallows you and your stupid hometown

Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

(about to say something indicative of my deteriorated mental state) right, i just want you to know that i cannot stop thinking of this structure as a tower and i wish you would acknowledge it being a tower

learning about landback is like Wow you white liberals are hating on and working to stop something objectively good for every involved person because you are just THAT racist huh

"its a good idea but i wont support it bc less progressive political allies wont" like you???? thats you?!

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed