my dream, my longing

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

The only thing worse than the la la land moonlight incident at the 2017 Oscar’s was the 2017 Tony’s because when dear Evan Hansen was announced as the winner of best musical there was no moment of divine justice where it was revealed that great comet was the real winner.

my super sustainable bmw

The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

in my primbambi open relationship headcanon, they are “open” in the sense that bambi can sleep with whoever she wants as long as it’s not shasha but if prim so much as looks at another woman, bambi will kill half of thailand in a blind rage. don’t worry, they are both very happy with this arrangement <3

and let's all note how in the last episode both Prim and Bambi were very clear that Prim would never touch another woman, but there was not a single word of Bambi having to follow the same rule <3