maximum zenkai brain

has anyone got that post with the comic atrip alien that says "what channel is the women's wrestling on"

the cure to depression is going to the movies by yourself and getting a drink and popcorn

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

this would all be a lot simpler if i could just menu->status->check stats

items->use->sinister_potion

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it