𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

its not nice to call someone light yagami

listening and learning

Sometimes I think about the girl in my college gen chem class who believed all liquids were just particles suspended in water. I just find it very Greek philosopher. Like not only is water a universal solvent, but in fact THE ONLY LIQUID. It kind of charms me as a world view

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

watching this like 5 hour long video about the history of mountain dew and every time they cut to a shot of a grocery store from 2006 that shows a 12 pack of gamer fuel for $2.99 and i’m just like “fuuuuuckkkkk take me back”

every time with sashimi it's like well how good could it be, it's just raw fish and you take a bite and start ripping your clothes off and roaring

learning that providing people with food when they're experiencing a huge life change has really revolutionised my supportive gift-giving techniques and it works every single time. you've just moved house? takeaway gift card. you have a new baby? takeaway gift card. you're suffering a bereavement? guess what. takeaway gift card. have one evening of not having to thing about cooking or groceries or meal planning. take a little breathing space.

Being a parent is about watching the crazy frog axel f music video at 8 am

It’s 8:01 am and guess what my beautiful child just requested

Testing something: who are your favorite canon trans women in fiction?

Testing something: who are your favorite canon trans women in fiction?