the want is animal but indulgence makes me human

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that is INFINITELY more upsetting than the chocolate guy

my parents r visiting friends in boston and ended up at a red sox game im so proud we’re now a true american sports family 🥲

baseball heritage post

I looked the book up. the main character's name is Tookie De La Crème

We are monitoring the situation

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

Find me. I'm like pages. You gotta find me. Woah mama

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.

not only do i support immigration, i don't want to live anywhere without immigrants

yeah like. why the fuck would I want to live somewhere where one of the location's defining traits is "nobody wants to come here"