my friend (russian dissident) had a great time watching the super bowl, "if they aired this in moscow, everybody in america would be saying 'oh no, look at this propaganda, I can't even imagine what it would be like to grow up with this brainwashing!' but this is just, like, normal for you?"

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

politics of the median American voter

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[clearly flustered, about to cry, and out of any other arguments to make] well good luck proving that when the abyssal serpent swallows you and your stupid hometown

in 2015 we didn’t have AI psychosis so people had to make do by believing a dress was white and gold

The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865