Slap Bang Here We Are Again

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

Help I let too much Stuff Without A Home pile up and I'm trying to organise and make new homes for things and every time I look at My Piles Of Stuff I panic

I'm going to pretend that I'm playing Unpacking for the next few hours, pray for me

I own a lot more electrical tape than I thought

There's some of last year's dried rosemary under all this

So glad I've found six of my missing pairs of scissors. I haven't been able to find any scissors recently so I was about to buy new scissors.

Great job! If you can somehow get one home I'd recommend a peg board for your tools. I'm really happy with mine

I'm planning on building a bunch of storage in here (it's going to be a craft/woodworking room), including peg boards for small tools.

It’s crazy those pics are only 2 hours apart. First one so overwhelming. Great job, that looked hard af

really weird how receptionists are expected to be the gentlest most submissive people in the office but are also, in terms of practical function, the security guard

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

Moon Day Monday is a go!!! Only 4 days left!!!!!

Moon Day going on the calendar now

Tbh kinda looks like a fiberglass inground pool as the base…

them's the snakes kid

(in the passenger seat next to a learner driver) them's the brakes, kid

(explaining the isekai plot to my novice protégé from another world) them's the stakes, kid

(showing the secret arsenal to my apprentice vampire hunter) them's the stakes, kid

(DQ drive thru employee) Upside down milkshakes, kid

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

They hacked women

Drop the cheat codes

games over! everyone loses! 👍

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

You can also write an address on the wrapper of a Kraft single and put a stamp on it and send it through the US Mail if you want to. It’s not free but it works

I got scammed through Zelle once and Bank of America’s fraud rep laughed at me and hung up on me. Ended up leaving that bank entirely and going to a local credit union.