Bad Example, Terrible Warning

first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.

Divorces George: ‘not on my watch’

And the thing is, for once Armand does mean it the normal way! He's concerned, and he sees absolutely no reason why that phrase coming from him would be creepy or off-putting, because he does not see the connection at all. (He's helping in a normal way! He's being so good at looking out for Daniel! Yes, there's the abnormal ways he "helps" people, but he's not doing that to Daniel anymore, perish the thought.)

Daniel, however, makes the connection and freaks out and fights against the suggestion, thinking it's happening again. Armand is trying to cajole him into death AGAIN, this fucking asshole.

Daniel, throwing shit at him, tearing around the room.

Maybe he throws himself onto Armand's back and jams him with a needle of too much of a substance. (Armand is long-suffering and completely still during this.)

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.05 | THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989)