Bad Example, Terrible Warning

it's lucky we get to hear murderbot's internal monologue because otherwise we might be deluded into thinking it's a cool badass action hero. fuckin swooping in at the last second and whisking people out of the jaws of monsters. unlocking doors with a thought. cloud of drones sweeping past in formation. it caught an assassin a yard away from Mensah's face after chasing them all the way across the station. nobody else knows it's constantly going oh shit oh fuck oh SHIT I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

watching heated rivalry as a life long fanfic enjoyer with a professional eye..... nice placement of death in the family..... sublime injured partner/protective partner.... exquisite 8tracks playlist....

Happy disability pride to my fellow people who don't know if their condition is "enough" to be called a disability, or only realized later in life that their condition was disabling. I love you and we are in this together

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

stretching feels so so so so good I just did it and it was so good. I might indulge myself with another stretch and quite soon

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

fuck dude it sure is

Just in case we forget

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

Seriously though. That's how you do a movie opening.

I'm trying to think of the name of those off-brand hedgehog things but the only thing that comes to mind is enchilada

Their dicks have 4 heads

ALL THE KNUCKLES PORNOGRAPHY IS INACCURATE

why do people keep saying this