Bad Example, Terrible Warning

it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

I know that it's, like, a fundamental part of the tragedy of his character and all but the fact that Armand has been the unappreciated third wheel in all his relationships for the past 400 years, while looking like Assad Zaman, is so insane as to be outright hilarious. Armand, baby, you could have anyone you want. you so much as saunter through ohio and you emerge with internationally famous guitarists crawling all over you like weevils. and yet you sat there in that theatre and played second (or let's be honest, third) fiddle to his MOM?

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

thank you women with deep voices for being perfect

(flirting) i could be your problem