Bad Example, Terrible Warning

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing