Bad Example, Terrible Warning

Daniel sleeping vertically strapped to the fucking wall like he's on the international space station is killing me i love that loser

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

little miss expressionless would like to look at you. no, um, she doesn't want anything from you. no, sorry, she's not actually looking at you for any particular reason. no, you don't need to get that for her. in fact, she'd rather prefer if you didn't get so. this. about it. she just wants to look at you. you're nice to look at.

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽