Words. They are Good

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

and ur ass is still here

Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

She objectified a lot of people 

new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

me looking at john singer sargents watercolours: Just Fuck Of...

Yeah, nailed it.

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Sound on. It's truly a masterpiece.

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ALREADY LIKED THIS

That gazebo is so fucked

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

I only liked this for the gif

You cannot call for help, you must face the gazebo alone

Search for “Eric and the Dread Gazebo” for more.

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?