CEO of procrastination

dislike when people say naruto's writing is so misogynistic it becomes gay. like no. naruto's writing is misogynistic AND it's gay. the misogyny has no influence on the gay. if you fix all of the misogyny in the writing, naruto and sasuke are still Like That

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

There’s nothing to remind you how much you hate Jiriaya like rewatching Naruto Part 1. Like “Stop acting like a baby, be a respectable shinobi” and “If you want me to teach you better give me money” (after he stole all of Naruto’s money the day before). I’m sorry why did anyone ever like this character?

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

honestly, having flexibility in your headcanons is such an important skill to develop as a fandom participant. like, it's great to have strong opinions of your own, but don't you want to hear what strong opinions others hold? I love being compelled by a passionate argument! go off! tell me something I don't assume! give me the tea that's not inherent to my watching!

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website