daddy issues central

I wish i could make wet passionate love to Dr. Pepper. That soda has done so much for me personally.

Verified ✔️

oh what in the hell

You are so lucky.

😳😳😳😳

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this

- someone tells you a story / tries to teach you something using pictures, props, and exaggerated hand gestures

You can look out the windows, but there is strictly NO going outside except at designated times.

THAT'S AN ORDER!!

copper II sulfate ass wednesday

Holy shit???????

She literally has a giant storeroom full of barrels of pickles because she loves pickles so much what more evidence do you need

What relation do pickles have with the transgender community?

dope

LIZ IS TRANS TOO BC SHE HAS HORNS AND FEMALE JACKSONS CHAMELEONS DONT HAVE HORNS

Ms frizzle is a time traveling trans woman is not a take I expected to encounter today but it’s one that I will stand buy to my god damn grave

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.