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i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

I enjoy it immensely when a commenter addresses all of Tumblr as "you people" as if they aren't here at the devil's sacrament with the rest of us

Well you gotta remember Potemkin villages - according to Wikipedia, the real history behind the myth is indeed decorating and renovating facades of buildings to impress visiting foreigners. What I'm really bemused with is how russian tactics are usually so very circular. One would think they'd come up with something new once a century even if only out of sheer boredom :)

i hate that social media apps have decided it's their job to scroll for you and autoplay the next video in a desperate attempt to get you to stay. like genuinely nothing you do will make me stay and watch that video after you force it onto the screen in front of me. the minute you auto scroll from what i was watching to your stupid distraction technique, i close the app and you fail. fuck you

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

fucking spot the difference game