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like... i'm already doing my makeup. i've picked an outfit. i've mentally prepared myself to leave the house.

and then you text me saying you "forgot you had something else."

girl.

if it's an emergency, i get it. life happens.

but if you just can't organize your life... please don't make it my problem.

Sorry I can't tell you the exact episode, season, timestamp, and weather conditions when a character said one random line. I like a lot of things, not just one.

like what the FUCKKK???

I walked in thinking “ok it’ll be awkward but fine, it’s medical, they’ve seen it all” AND THEN suddenly I’m in the most intimate, vulnerable situation of my life trying to talk about my body like it’s casual small talk 💀

and I know it’s all “professional” and “routine” but I felt SO exposed and hyper-aware the entire time like I was glitching in real time 🚨

like hello?? why did nobody warn me it can feel like your soul is just sitting there awkwardly waiting for the appointment to end???

like what the FUCKKK???

I walked in thinking “ok it’ll be awkward but fine, it’s medical, they’ve seen it all” AND THEN suddenly I’m in the most intimate, vulnerable situation of my life trying to talk about my body like it’s casual small talk 💀

and I know it’s all “professional” and “routine” but I felt SO exposed and hyper-aware the entire time like I was glitching in real time 🚨

like hello?? why did nobody warn me it can feel like your soul is just sitting there awkwardly waiting for the appointment to end???

ma'am, the cashier did not declare war on you.

like sorry??? there are literally millions of influencers, content creators, wannabe influencers, micro influencers, lifestyle influencers, beauty influencers, gaming influencers, car influencers, fitness influencers, and whatever new category gets invented tomorrow.

just because someone is all over YOUR feed doesn't mean they're all over mine, da fuck.

my tiktok is not your tiktok. my instagram is not your instagram. the algorithm basically creates a different internet for every person at this point.

and then people act shocked when you don't know some fucking random guy with 500k followers.

"omg you don't know him???"

no. i fucking don't.

and that's okay.

because i also can fucking guarantee there are creators i watch all the time that you've never heard of either.

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