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also when fleetwood mac was like “can i handle the seasons of my life?”

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

what doesnt kill you makes you sit on your floor wondering why you’re doing all this

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

You shouldn't speak ill of the dead. But Mitch McConnell might technically still be alive, so have at it

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.