you’re the way to my heart

Batman trying to look stoic in an alley while a stray cat flops over his boots and starts playing with his cape

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to menacingly walk towards a hero with a fireball growing in my hand

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

t shirt that just says thats not what the fuck i meant

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

keep joking about that kink you definitely don't have

when mike flanagan's carrie ends w her mother's love saving her from the town

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

Is this guy bothering you? cuz I could bother you too but in a different better way

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