you’re the way to my heart

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

none of you cunts better be reblogging this because you like harry potter btw.

JKR would never do this because it requires knowledge and acknowledgement of western warcrimes

Oh to be a medieval apothecary and have dried herbs in little jars all through my dimly-lit shop

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?