Tap My Brain

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Every day I discover forms of art I could not have concieved of before, and suddenly I am in awe of being alive.

Guilty pleasure (silly campy self-indulgent fun) vs guilty pleasure (the people caNNOT find out about this)

The dumpster is a lot less likely to catch fire and kill people

The dumpster keeps trash OFF the streets.

the design of the dumpster had more thought put into it.

The dumpster will last longer

Classic rock

happy 99th birthday to this amazing shitpost

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now