Local Wizard Cherisher

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers