Persephone

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

last night at the club i literally could not stop checking myself out in every mirror and window because i kept just seeing a dyke. i don't think i saw a guy even once. lately i feel like i found a billion dollars on the sidewalk

it feels like i finally became myself and also a completely different person

maybe charlie kirk got stung by a veryfast wasp

Was the wasp a democrat or republican?

the wasp was a mossad agent