beans

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca