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The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws
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MOTHER MARY (2026) dir. David Lowery costume design: Bina Daigeler
every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."
"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."
girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be
girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be
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Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.
I love rebloging. Itās the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.
imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius
john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. ādean, i wouldnāt have given you this car if you werenāt going to take care of it.ā ādad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.ā āyouāre right, son, my bad. carry on.ā
in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes sheās in a prius so she softly whispers āthis is bullshit. i can never go home.ā
sam says āweāve got work to doā and then steps back so he can close the hatchback
because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when youāve got monsters to kill
a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.
I donāt even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.
huge topic of debate at work today so i'm asking here too
could you land a commercial airplane with 150 passengers? you're allowed to have someone explain it to you and have access to youtube
yes
no
dolly answer
you're trapped in the cockpit and the pilot and copilot are dead and it all rests on your shoulders. are you landing the plane?
yes
no
dolly answer
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ādonāt take it personallyā how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:
the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.
animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on
rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this
uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.
actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.
kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him
statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next
beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.
miss piggy hanging out with drag queens
related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it
pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."
janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"
rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"
actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"
beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years
I mean. Canonically in one episode Kermit walks in and asks why they're wearing each other's clothes and Bunsen stops Beaker from explaining by saying they don't have to say anything about what happens out side work hours, so I'm pretty sure Beaker and Bunsen are both canonically aware of their relationship.
There is a canon, original Muppet Show episode where Gonzo is on a date with Camilla and Big Bird walks into view. Camilla gets mad at Gonzo for talking about how attractive Big Bird is.
yeah me too, buddy
True Love Will Find You in the End
When death visits he asks who Iām waiting for I whisper You, I think But he shakes his head no Not for me Iām not the saving kind He has nice shoes and a hard face And I want something from him But his chest is a wall and his palm rests Cold and heavy on my spine Thatās how he hears it Flickering like minnows in a stream If he was fast enough He could do it And even keep his pretty shirt His hand lifts This is not what he is here for People, he says Are worth more than anything you think you see When you look at me One last hitch of his breath, and then Good luck
When death visits she sits next to me on the bench And says You shouldnāt think of me so much I canāt come, you know When Iām called She has dirty shoes and a kind face And I want her to love me I know that she knows Without even a brush of fingers Or the touch of sneakered toes I donāt get to state my case If I was loved by something that could consume me Itād be more gentle than doing it for real If I could crawl under the shadow of her giant wings Be held once before Iām gone- But then I see her rise A smile in her old, deep eyes Blowing me a kiss that hits my cheek Like the Sun on a hot day And in the breeze Good luck
When death visits they say we canāt keep meeting like this Most people only get the once I know, I tell them I didnāt mean it this time Itās just that thereās a massive machinery of need in me And sometimes my body begs when Iām not looking They have bare feet and a wide open face But even now I donāt understand What we came here for All I know how to do is love in a circle And lose at dying Then long fingers wrap around my wrist A mouth close to my ear Iāll take you, they tell me Quiet as the stone Iāll take you, but only when youāre known When youāve shed leaves on the ground that somebody found When your roots curl thick around others deep in the ground Thatās when Iāll take you They squeeze once Firm and long Then Iām left standing Alone with the echo Good luck Good luck
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"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner
ā Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.
