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One time someone hit me with their car and they were wearing a nine inch nails tshirt

My friend said that sounds like the goth version of the down with cis bus story but it was actually real. I was even on my way to get sinister fabric actually.

Nine inch nails listeners beware that sometimes you may be getting 'closer' to an intersection and need to actually look at it to see if there's a red light or someone in the intersection, or people might get 'hurt'

maybe i should go to war upon the very concept of defeat in order to achieve an inherent victory

my new idea: defeat will be illegible in my world reimagined

fuuuuuuck but what if having aligned myself solely in opposition to defeat i have not truly grasped victory

(motioning to dismiss my armies) ok i think further research is required on this one

i want to elucidate mysteries

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

my favorite part of Fellowship of the Ring is when the elves are like Gandalf all that fucking loud you smoke has made you stupid

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

you’re a sexual pervert

yes