what's da update

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

employers hate the 347 Year Gap on my Resume. and also that the only Jobs i ever Had wereRecieving Medieval. Torture

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

look we're out of juice for the flirtatious and scheming sorcerous advisor femme fatale the best we can do is the angry war god who can never catch a break. im sure she'll be a good lay if she doesn't break your nose. or not. i wouldn't fuck that thing

darkmoon pussy pribably hit digferent because its blue its glowing blue

die in an ancient maze

you gotta die somewhere. why not pick an ancient maze?

your awesome corpse would look so cute inside an ancient maze