what's da update

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

drawing my sword when i see a happy couple but then I realize that they're just putting a facade for the world and they secretly are in an unhappy relationship that they must cling to due to societal and financial pressures. but my sword craves blood anyways and i can't just put it back in its sheath, so...

so of course i have no choice but to go to the battlefield. and that's how i ended up here. now can you please untie me i swear i'm not an enemy spy i'm just a wandering blade fiend

I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

me and my buddies have a great idea for a new voyager gold disc

a few days ago an irl told me about how the alphabet is on the wrong order on the doctor who wiki because in one episode a character recites the alphabet backwards but gets two letters the wrong way around and there has been no other representation of the full alphabet in any other dw media so technically there’s no proof that it isn’t canon and i’ve been thinking about that ever since

actually it gets funnier. there are multiple instances of parts of the alphabet being spoken in episodes. the problem is absolutely none of these have spoken that specific section since the episode that got the order wrong.

trying to get a pantyshot but it's source engine missing texture under there