what's da update

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

volunteering in your local community is the most intelligent drum and bass thing you can do

you follow me back on tumblr and i immediately dig my claws into you and start leeching your blood and nutrients. and we are #bestfriends ^_^

if you unfollow me im killing us both Ok❗ Nobody else gets to siphon your nutrients

dudes rock is the worst phrase ever cos they literally dont

I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

today i learned scorpion magics that let me shoot a dope af poison bolt at my enemies