Dean and Cas get hit by a sex pollen and need to have sex right NOW. Cas ends up bottoming because 1) they donβt have lube and Cas is indestructible 2) he is a little freak who likes a bit of pain. Afterwards they (Dean) decide to never talk about it again.
But then Dean gets uneasy about it because well Dean got to top itβs only fair that Cas gets to top too right? Say whatever you want about Dean Winchester, but unfair? Never. After overthinking about this for weeks he barges into Casβs room and tells him they need to have sex again in the name of fairness. Cas agrees because yes Dean is so smart, it should be fair, of course. So they end up fucking again with the decision to never speak about it.
Then Dean gets uneasy about it because last time Cas blowed Dean before sex and Dean didnβt blow him and thatβs not fair. Say whatever you wantβ¦
#dean realizes that he has been the only one to intitiate it the last three times and asks cas to initiate the next three bc its not fair#that they've only had sex when dean has brought it up and cas deserves to decide when they give it a go too#it'll for sure even out soon though. eventually they'll both be even in every way it's just gonna take like 14 more rounds okay??#or maybe 20 who knows? but what if they lost count of the blow jobs somewhere?? maybe it's best to start over and do another 30 rounds (@smutscholar)




















