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emoji chain for emoji you like but rarely have a use for. I’ll start:

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Missed the Tonys on Sunday, but holy shit that opening number.

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the way peter gabriel says hey! reblog if you agree

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I would want to buy elections.

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Or a Supreme Court justice.

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god it's all so true

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i do love soup

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My heated blankets are the best things I ever bought.

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I love a heat pad, prosciutto, a scent, and wine

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I’m a little past my thirties, but I can confirm that new hips are awesome.

I didn’t take any pics, but the British-style pub that opened in my hometown a while ago is somewhere I could spend a lot of time if we still lived there.

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In yet another example of the Iranian government dramatically overestimating the literacy of the American people, one of the allegedly-Iranian-made propaganda videos circulating online assumes that the average American knows who international relations theorist John Mearshimer is.

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Reblog and put in the tags if there’s any text printed on the clothes you’re wearing right now and if yes, what does it say?

#dungeons & diners & dragons & drive-ins & dives

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reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

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My mom watches The View and Rahm Emanuel's on here saying we should be spending money on education instead of detention centers and I’m like, dude, what did you do in Chicago?

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Also, motherfucker keeps saying “nucular” and “Eye-ran” like it’s 2000 or something.

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Now he’s talking about places of worship and family dinners. Dude's trying to run like a Bush-era Republican.

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My mom watches The View and Rahm Emanuel's on here saying we should be spending money on education instead of detention centers and I’m like, dude, what did you do in Chicago?

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Also, motherfucker keeps saying “nucular” and “Eye-ran” like it’s 2000 or something.

My mom watches The View and Rahm Emanuel's on here saying we should be spending money on education instead of detention centers and I’m like, dude, what did you do in Chicago?

Dan Hurley's mom's' reaction (at 1:54 if it doesn’t come up immediately: Proof that you can take the girl out of Jersey City but you can’t take the Jersey City out of the girl.

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spin the wheel and get assigned a jewish food (if you get something unfamiliar, I encourage you to look it up and discover something new!)

what do you think of this food

I love it

Meh/neutral

I don't like it

I've never had it but I would like it

I've never had it but I would NOT like it

Voting ended onMar 30

*obligatory notice: don't do any "this thing isn't actually jewish it originates from [insert country] here" bc jewish people are allowed to adapt and enjoy foods from the cultures that surround them, thereby making said food, in fact, a jewish food.

#bagels #fuck yeah

Ginger grad school friend posted photos from a costume shop on Facebook and I really wish she were on a platform where I could roast her for her role-play choices based on the pics without scandalizing her friends and family.

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