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The WNBA is the nation’s leading jobs creation program for soft butches.

I got a promotion and a (12%! Idk if that’s good or bad but it’s better than the last one) raise, and someone made an announcement somewhere because people I barely know are saying nice things about me to me and it’s making me so UNCOMFORTABLE. I long to be capable and simultaneously unperceived.

where on the family vacation scale of ‘dog fell in a ravine and had to be rescued by stoned siblings (everyone lived)’ to ‘stepdad nearly skidded the full passenger van down into a different ravine’ does ‘carbon monoxide leak in the vrbo’ land?

the way peter gabriel says hey! reblog if you agree

Also my friend who just had a baby came to our cookout yesterday and I got to spend so much time holding him, he farted in my hand, it fucking ruled.

My mom loves to shit talk my dad for being a depressed uninterested father who thinks he’s smarter than everybody, imagine my total shock when her favorite person she’s met recently is a depressed uninterested father who thinks he’s smarter than everybody.

New free solo guy documentary accomplished the impossible: it made Alex Honnold look chill and normal.

Update from Minneapolis: went to the grocery, ended up at a bar with a man brandishing a trumpet with a ‘the people united will never be defeated’ hoodie on.