The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood
Awhile ago, I took my intern out to an abandoned summer camp built over a desecrated Native burial ground and realised Iβd become the eccentric academic who gets kids into horror movie situations in the first place.

















