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Winged eyeliner

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Can you swap their heads ?

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

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where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

berries go bad so fast because they are born evil unfortunately

Awesome free anti-vaxxer block list in the comments!

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

*looking at a ship* they’d look good killing each other

Sheriarty, that is all

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

i thought that said in spite of god

that too. omnipotent deities wanted us kept apart, but fat chance. Nothing can stop us! Nothing will stop us.

imagine you have a coworker at the old spaghetti factory and then a year later they're a torchbearer at the olympics

this is how they make lacroix