Donna Noble! KILL!!!

Wait hang on pause I glossed over it before but dhawan!master was on earth for seventy seven straight years? He saw his own run as prime minister. Wh

first episode of torchwood when jack says “ianto cleans up after us and gets us everywhere on time” was such a bold line when the only things we know about torchwood at this point are that they’re late to everything and the hub is covered in garbage and old takeout. ianto is doing a shit job.

“Ianto death anniversary? Whatever could you be talking about? The whole team is alive and well!” I say before sneaking away with suspiciously Children Of Earth Day Four and Exit Wounds shaped lumps in my throat

The Doctor regenerating into Rose Tyler is a concept a fanfic could do wonderful, emotionally devastating things with. The actual show should not touch the concept with a ten foot pole.

the torchwood team would have killed conrad with hammers

make them freak instead

alright. new plan. we put rtd, moffat, and chibnail into an arena to fight to the death for who gets to be showrunner. and then while they’re distracted with that we get someone actually competent in the chair.

also shitposting aside it should've been a horror movie. belinda chandra should've looked down at that child and known she would've died for her. she would've killed for her. and known also that those aren't her feelings. this isn't her child. fifteen wanted this dream so badly that he rewrote belinda's whole life. this ending isn't just a tragedy for the doctor