sometimes you have to invent new terminology for your blorbos, like World's First Ethical Dictator, which is when you are a dictator but this time you're gonna get it right

They won’t tell you this, but a danger of talking to other doctor who fans is that sometimes they’ll assign you homework

I know it's written off now as the Doctor not being familiar with regeneration and getting overwhelmed by the process their body went through to the point it fucked with their thoughts but Two being all "Oh I'm not the Doctor :) he's dead and I'm something else imitating him in his skin :) the Doctor is dead but I am him and he's me and I'm both alive and not :) ANYWAY I'm really into the recorder now! #myinstrument :D" is metal as fuck

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

Chibi romana…? Anyone…?