who’d nyave sonic :3

missy is exactly the correct response to "what would the master do if they regenerated into a body perceived by humans as a woman". you must understand that the master finds human bigotry funny and loves to dress up. she's doing human gender as drag and leaning into the misogyny because it's fucking hilarious to her, right down to the name missy

I find it so funny when thasmin edits present thoschei as the safe heterosexual option with thasmin being the riskier and more homosexual alternative because like... thoschei?? the guys who invented being toxic and homosexual? what?

not my circus not my monkeys but my home planet has taken away my only means of leaving this circus and the monkeys here found me and took me in when I was deeply unwell and babbling about my shoe. so actually I am quite fond of the circus and I have become the monkeys' scientific advisor

Thinking about regenerations and you know what, just once I’d like for a New Who regeneration to have the Doctor laying on the ground dying like in Classic Who instead of standing up and ready for these beams to shoot out. We got so close with The Doctor Falls and then Twice Upon a Time got forced in there. I would like to get some variation away from the constant golden beams as well but I know that’s too much to ask for so can I please at least just get ONE regeneration where the Doctor isn’t standing around waxing philosophical before exploding. I want that Time Lord on the GROUND. Generally speaking if you’re mortally injured and dying you’re gonna be on the ground.

It’s so funny that his all his backup plans involve throwing hands but what’s even funnier is that it works

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

Obviously trans people should do whatever they want forever in relation to their identities but there's something so cool and hot about a trans person keeping their birth name. You're just a girl named James now. You're just a dude named Liz. You're so fucking cool. Fuck everybody else.

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Looney toons gag where the doctor has liz in cuffs for whatever reason and she’s being real difficult about it & making other people do stuff for her. And then slips effortlessly out/back into them as soon as the situation calls for it

the master needs more companions. i just think the idea of the master having a Fucked Up And Evil plucky young woman or whatever hanging around is fun

The doctor has companions and the master has accomplices

@lazer-screwdriver

Man you know who would adore Hannibal. Liz.

She thinks he’s SO funny. She likes his accent and his people mask and that it wrinkles when she pokes at it, especially in front of people. I think she baits him into attacking & killing her with his bare hands and it’s the most fun she’s had with anyone but the Master

Liz can and will be soooo sweet to the Master but only☝️because it annoys him

AND VICE VERSA