y’all who don’t follow my hockey blog @schr30der are missing out of the event if a lifetime today (schroeder signing with my local team and me losing my mind over it)

trying to get all you half man bitches to watch turn washingtons spies now

I love seeing hollanov au’s where it’s blatantly just putting them in the same situation as the writer’s favorite hockey rpf ship. hollanov but they play for the same college and they’re besties who obviously like eachother but now they’re the first two draft picks and being sent to rival teams? okay harvward. hollanov but they’re college rivals suddenly drafted to the same team and now have to play on the same line and end up becoming super close? sure thing, willmack.

aquamarine is such a stupid movie but i love mermaid media so much

i hate technology so much why did my phone autocorrect “oughta” (the correct spelling) to “otta” (new york otter?)